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The Selective Amnesia Of Software Developers

Programming Webdev StackOverflow Debugging

26 days ago 66.7K views 0 shares

The Selective Amnesia Of Software Developers

The dev brain is truly a marvel of selective amnesia. Skip coding for a single day and suddenly your framework knowledge evaporates, your syntax is from 2015, and you're Googling "how to center div" for the 500th time. Meanwhile, you can perfectly recall that one obscure Stack Overflow answer from 7 years ago about why your production server crashed. The two-month setback is real - I've returned from a one-week vacation needing three days just to remember my password conventions.

I Have Jira Tickets

Agile Devops Programming

2 months ago 109.5K views 0 shares

I Have Jira Tickets

This meme perfectly captures the soul-crushing reality of developer life. When you tell someone outside tech that you "have tickets," they immediately think you're going to some amazing concert. Meanwhile, you're actually drowning in an endless backlog of Jira tickets that multiply faster than rabbits on energy drinks. The look of disappointment when reality hits is universal - no, Karen, I'm not seeing Taylor Swift this weekend, I'm fixing that bug that's been "highest priority" for the last three sprints. The only concert I'm attending is the symphony of keyboard clicks at 2 AM while I question my career choices.