The Sacred ASCII Guardian

Ascii art Code comments Cats Code documentation Particle system Developer culture Code-superstition Commenting-style

Programming Gamedev Unity

2 months ago 181,934 views 0 shares

The Sacred ASCII Guardian

ascii-art-memes, code-comments-memes, cats-memes, programming-humor-memes, code-documentation-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the ancient art of ASCII cat comments. When your code is so complex that only a feline guardian can protect it. The programmer has summoned a sacred ASCII cat above their particle system declaration—because nothing says "don't touch my code" like a cryptic cat drawing that took longer to create than the actual functionality it's guarding.

More Like This

Can't even walk in the street these days without getting harassed

Programming

1 year ago 58.5K views 0 shares

Can't even walk in the street these days without getting harassed | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content FEMBOY FURRY CS STUDENTS RUST PROPAGANDA RANDOM PERSON ON THE STREET imgilip.com

I’m enjoying learning COBOL in 2022

Programming Cloud

2 years ago 149.9K views 0 shares

I’m enjoying learning COBOL in 2022 | programming-memes, program-memes, ibm-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ONUELSYW COBOL PROGRAMMING 75 COBOL Dummies Teach COBOL SKET BOOK regram 19. DATA Dirision. PROCEDURE DIVISION. Standard COBOL 1 Feint Margin VTER BOOK Quire - 288 PAGES Crosley LEARNING COBOL! IBM has my family they're holding me hostage. Send help ProdrammerHumor.io

Me Like Two Years Ago

Programming

2 years ago 55.1K views 0 shares

meLikeTwoYearsAgo | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content ME WHEN MY COMPSCI TEACHER SAYS "IS C STILL USED IT'S SO OLD AND SEEMS OBSOLETE"

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Programming Golang C++ Linux Testing

9 months ago 342.4K views 2 shares

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."

You're Welcome, I Guess

Programming Agile Debugging

9 months ago 166.5K views 0 shares

You're Welcome, I Guess

The greatest irony of software development: writing documentation so good your team lead shakes your hand in approval, then immediately forgetting what your own code does 20 minutes later. It's like building an elaborate treasure map, then getting lost in your own backyard. This is why I keep a sticky note on my monitor that just says "Future You Is An Idiot" as a reminder to document even the obvious stuff. The handshake of approval is just the universe's setup for the punchline that is your memory.

Unreal Engine 5: The GPU Upgrade Enforcer

Programming Hardware Gamedev Unity

6 months ago 329.5K views 0 shares

Unreal Engine 5: The GPU Upgrade Enforcer

Unreal Engine 5 having an existential crisis is the most relatable thing I've seen today. The engine's like "What's my purpose?" and Rick's just "You force devs to buy new GPUs." That moment of realization hits hard. UE5's nanite geometry and lumen lighting are incredible tech achievements that somehow require NASA-grade hardware. Meanwhile, my 3-year-old GPU is sweating nervously in the corner wondering if it'll survive another project. It's the circle of tech life - amazing new software that makes your current hardware obsolete. The hardware industry thanks you for your service, UE5.