The Sacred ASCII Guardian

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The Sacred ASCII Guardian

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Ah yes, the ancient art of ASCII cat comments. When your code is so complex that only a feline guardian can protect it. The programmer has summoned a sacred ASCII cat above their particle system declaration—because nothing says "don't touch my code" like a cryptic cat drawing that took longer to create than the actual functionality it's guarding.

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