The Sacred Art Of Resume-Driven Development

Watching security teams cheer on script kiddies is the tech equivalent of playing with your food. These devs set up a fake database honeypot and are gleefully watching some poor soul try every SQL injection trick in the book. The would-be hacker is throwing everything at it - from basic quotes to that classic DROP DATABASE command - while the team's practically popping popcorn watching the logs. It's like setting up an elaborate mouse trap and then rooting for the mouse. "Almost got the DB name!" Yeah, and I'm almost a millionaire every payday.

Oh snap, it's the AI Trolling Olympics on Reddit! 🏆 Everyone's playing the same game: asking AI models forbidden questions just to watch them squirm. First round: historical events they can't discuss. Second round: the classic "what model are you?" identity crisis. Meanwhile, the poor AI is just sitting there like Squidward, sarcastically thinking "wow, you're the first person EVER to try this trick." The digital equivalent of poking a zoo animal with a stick and giggling when it reacts. Pure chaotic energy from the internet playground! 😂

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