The Sacred Art Of Resume-Driven Development

Job hunting Tech recruitment Developer life Imposter syndrome Tech interviews Fake it till you make it Resume padding Career hacks Job skills Learning on the job

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The Sacred Art Of Resume-Driven Development

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That smug seal face is literally every developer who put "proficient in React" on their resume after completing a 3-hour YouTube tutorial. Nothing quite matches the serene bliss of frantically Googling syntax while your senior dev waits for that feature you claimed would be "super easy." The audacity of us all to list technologies we've merely waved at from a distance as "skills" is the foundation upon which our entire industry stands.

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