The Result Of Building An App On A Startup Budget

Budget constraints Client expectations Startup life Frontend vs backend Software development Tech debt Minimum viable product Project management Client relations Cost cutting

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The Result Of Building An App On A Startup Budget

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BEHOLD! The magnificent half-finished masterpiece of budget constraints! 💸 When clients demand champagne features on a tap water budget, you get this GLORIOUS abomination - half photorealistic horse, half stick figure nightmare! The front end gets all the polish while the backend is just... whatever lines we could draw before the money ran out. It's the digital equivalent of putting a Ferrari engine in a cardboard box with wheels drawn on it. THIS is what happens when someone says "can't you just make it work for less?" - your beautiful code turns into a fever dream sketch that somehow still functions. Pure. Budget. Magic. ✨

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