The Result Of Building An App On A Startup Budget

The corporate structure at Oracle perfectly captured in one diagram! While Engineering sits in a tiny, neat box with a handful of people, the Legal department sprawls into this massive, exponentially growing tree of doom. Anyone who's dealt with Oracle licensing knows this pain—you need 17 lawyers to understand their terms, but only 4 engineers to build the actual product. The licensing complexity is their true innovation! No wonder developers run screaming when they hear "Oracle audit." It's not a database company with a legal department; it's a legal department with a database side-hustle.

Oh honey, the HIERARCHY is real and it HURTS. Poor Cobol sitting there like someone's forgotten grandpa at Thanksgiving, while Python and JavaScript are living their best life as the hot power couple everyone wants to be around. And then there's Java, looking like they just realized their entire existence is pain and enterprise applications. The way Python is getting ALL the attention while Java sits there in existential crisis is sending me. Meanwhile Cobol is just... there. Existing. Probably running your bank's backend from 1987 and wondering why nobody invites them to hackathons anymore. The disrespect is ASTRONOMICAL but also painfully accurate.

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