The Requirements Are Right There

Nothing triggers existential dread quite like that "let's schedule a call" response to your perfectly crafted, bullet-pointed email. You spent 45 minutes documenting exactly what you need, only for someone to suggest a meeting that will inevitably waste an hour of your life while they ask questions already answered in your email. The classic dev-to-dev communication breakdown – where writing things down clearly is somehow less effective than awkward Zoom small talk. Next time just send a carrier pigeon with "READ THE DAMN EMAIL" tattooed on its wings.