The Requirements Are Right There

Content lam not a programmer at all, but I once had to use a scripting program to automate a task at work. My co-workers complained that they didn't know how much was left and wanted a bar. So, I added a loading bar that automatically started at 30, and then every 5 seconds split the remaining and added it on (capping at 99 until done). So: 30, 65 (100-3070; 702 35; 30 (original) 35 65), 82, 91, 96, 98, 99, 99.. After that they loved it. Idiots.

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Oh. My. GOD. The eternal architecture war rages on! 💅 On the left, we have the frazzled microservices fanatic, probably juggling 47 different repos while frantically debugging why Service A can't talk to Service B even though they were LITERALLY BESTIES yesterday! Meanwhile, the monolith enjoyer on the right is just *radiating* Chad energy with that smile that screams "My entire application is ONE codebase and I sleep like a BABY at night!" The absolute AUDACITY of this meme to capture the existential crisis of modern architecture choices so perfectly! No wonder deployment day for microservices fans requires therapy afterward!

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That innocent Tower of Hanoi toy? Just a cute puzzle for toddlers until you hit your first algorithms class. Then it's the harbinger of recursive nightmares that haunt you forever. Nothing says "I've seen things" like flashbacks to calculating the minimum moves for n disks at 2AM while questioning your life choices. That dog's thousand-yard stare is basically every CS student after realizing this "simple toy" requires 2^n-1 operations. Childhood ruined, career path set.

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