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So Microsoft's CEO admits 30% of their code is AI-generated, then immediately asks people to stop calling AI "slop." Yeah, good luck with that one, buddy. The timing here is *chef's kiss*. When nearly a third of your codebase is churned out by an algorithm that hallucinates Stack Overflow answers, maybe "slop" is being generous. The real kicker? Nadella thinks AI will "transform society" but gets defensive about what we call it. Sir, if it writes code like my junior dev after three energy drinks, I'm calling it whatever I want. The machine that turns code into slop indeed. At least now we know why Windows updates keep breaking everything.

Content Programming Wisdom CodeWisdom "Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why." - Unknown 8:04 PM Feb 23, 2018

The eternal workplace hierarchy in action! Junior devs naively approach seniors with what they think are simple questions, only to be met with the sacred incantation: "Just Google it." The senior programmer isn't being cruel—they're performing the ancient rite of passage that transforms helpless code babies into self-sufficient engineers. Remember the first time you mustered the courage to ask about that NullPointerException only to be redirected to the holy shrine of Stack Overflow? That's not gatekeeping—that's tough love wrapped in efficiency. The cycle continues, and someday that junior will be the one refusing to explain what a callback function is.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of project managers questioning my PRECIOUS collection of 1000+ unused libraries! 💅 Listen, sweetheart, I don't come to YOUR desk and question why you have 47 Gantt charts for a project that was supposed to be done LAST YEAR. These libraries are my emotional support dependencies! Some developers collect stamps, I collect npm packages that I might use someday in that hypothetical perfect project that exists only in my dreams. And YES, our build time is 4 hours and our node_modules folder is larger than the known universe, but LOOK AT ALL THESE PRETTY PACKAGES! They're just sitting there... being neat! Is that a crime now?!

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