The People Want The Egg

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When your object-oriented programming skills finally come in handy at a protest. Someone clearly paid attention in CS class instead of sleeping through encapsulation lectures. The sign brilliantly uses Java's access modifiers to make a statement - keeping gender as a private string variable that can't be modified by outside classes, rather than a public constant boolean that everyone gets to weigh in on. The compiler of this joke deserves a promotion.

Content kayandra kavandrae07 --BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-- Lady Gaga ladygaga AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURB HIB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW 09GIEDPOKSD!!!! 09240U8T63095RGHWPE09U0PWHRGW 5:54 PM 18 Sep 18 2,139 Retweets 7,728 Likes 17 kayandra kavandrae07 5h ----END-PRIVATE-KEY- 9 17 21 165 ProarammerHumor.io

Content WATSKY O gwatsky always work on two projects at once. that way you can procrastinate on project A by messing around on project B, and when you get tired of project B you can waste time by working on project A. you will be twice as productive while doing nothing but procrastinate Posted in rShittyLifeProTips by uMyMemesWillCureU reddit

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this! Two dogs sniffing each other's butts to confirm identity is LITERALLY two-factor authentication in the animal kingdom! First they look at each other (something you know), then they verify with the unmistakable butt-sniff (something you are)! And the white dog shouting "HEY, PHIL!" is the final confirmation that authentication is complete! I'm DYING at how perfectly this captures the essence of cybersecurity protocols with dogs just doing what dogs do best - invading personal space in the name of security! 💀

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