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Content A programmer was walking out of door for work, his wife said "while you're out, buy some milk" and he never came home.

The gradual descent into clown makeup as you troubleshoot a connection issue that was self-inflicted all along. Nothing quite captures the soul-crushing realization that you wasted hours debugging when your VPN was silently sabotaging everything. First you try random commands like sudo pacman -Syu (the Arch Linux equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?"), then restart Docker, then consult colleagues who suggest the classic "sudo reboot" fix... only to discover your Sweden VPN was the culprit the entire time. The real joke is that we've all done this. Multiple times. And we'll do it again next week.

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When you git commit and git push , your code gracefully soars into the repository like a well-engineered aircraft. But those unsaved files in VS Code? They're like desperate passengers on a staircase to nowhere—no safety net, just one power outage away from oblivion. The number of times I've lost hours of work because I was "just testing something real quick" before saving... Let's just say I've developed a nervous twitch that hits Ctrl+S every 12 seconds.