The People Want The Egg

Software development Feature creep Optimization Code bloat File size Easter-eggs Browser Opera gx User revolt Gaming browser

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The People Want The Egg

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Opera GX removed a literal egg from their codebase to save 18kb, then immediately put it back when users revolted. Somewhere, a product manager is explaining to executives why an image of breakfast food is a mission-critical feature. The most efficient code optimization would be deleting the entire browser, but then where would gamers get their RGB lighting?

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