The Only Two Keys A Modern Developer Needs

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The Only Two Keys A Modern Developer Needs

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The ultimate developer keyboard has arrived! Just two keys: TAB and ACCEPT. Because let's face it, your entire coding career is just hitting Tab for autocomplete suggestions and then smashing Accept when something looks vaguely correct. No more pretending you actually write code from scratch – this is how we all really work in 2024. The perfect companion for those 3am coding sessions when Stack Overflow is your real IDE and your brain is running on caffeine and desperation. Bonus: comes with free licenses to rendering tools you'll need when your Frankenstein code inevitably crashes!

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