The Only Two Keys A Modern Developer Needs

Content DEVS ONTHE PHONE IT'S ALL CLEAR NOW! BYE! YEAH! SO CLEAR! BYE! THIS GUY HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT GARABATOKID Trocrammeraumorac

Content There's so much more than ifelse 34 34 Programming is just if else Programming is just if else 14 14 0.1 10 score 55 2 2 0.1 70 85 100 115 130 145

OMG, the AUDACITY of this truth bomb! 💣 A brave soldier (labeled "PEOPLE WHO READ DOCS") is literally SACRIFICING THEIR SANITY taking multiple knife wounds while the "VIBE CODERS" sleep peacefully in their blissful ignorance! The documentation martyrs are out here catching grenades with their bare hands while the "just vibing" crowd gets their beauty sleep. The absolute INJUSTICE! Those documentation heroes deserve medals for trudging through endless pages of poorly written API references so the rest of us can just copy-paste from Stack Overflow and call it a day!

Oh. My. GOODNESS. The absolute TRAGEDY of C++ mastery captured in its full horrifying glory! 😱 Our poor protagonist starts as a sweet innocent programmer, only to be CONSUMED by the dark arts of pointers and memory management! Those horns? They're not fashion - they're the physical manifestation of the DEMONIC KNOWLEDGE required to tame C++! And that final panel? DEVASTATING! "How long was I gone?" Our hero emerges from their C++ enlightenment only to discover they've sacrificed YEARS of their life to the language gods! Their friends and family? GONE! Their youth? VANISHED! All for the ability to manually manage memory and argue about template metaprogramming at parties! The price of power is steep, darlings. C++ doesn't just take your time - it takes your SOUL! 💀

Content ME, ENJOYING THIS SUB EVEN THOUGH I PROGRAM GNG AND DON'T UNDERSTAND HALF THE STUFF HERE

Content Me in 2040 Flatlining on the Operating Table Because My Doctor Used ChatGpt to Pass Med School: