I Need This For My Github PR Approvals

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8 months ago 256,054 views 0 shares

I Need This For My Github PR Approvals

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this developer to create a physical "Looks Good To Me" stamp for code reviews! 💀 Because why spend 3 hours nitpicking someone's perfectly functional code when you could just SLAM this bad boy down and call it a day?! This is the physical manifestation of that colleague who reviews your 500-line PR in 30 seconds flat. The ultimate weapon against those overzealous reviewers who want you to rename variables at 4:59 PM on a Friday! Honestly, if your team's code quality standards have descended into rubber-stamp territory, you might as well embrace the chaos with STYLE! Next PR? *THUMP* – APPROVED! No questions asked! Your codebase is either going to absolutely thrive or spectacularly implode, and I am HERE for the drama either way!

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