The Only Paint Splatter Inclusive Language

perl Programming languages Syntax Programming style Variable declaration Variable scope Code comparison Coding quirks

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The Only Paint Splatter Inclusive Language

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Look at Perl over here with its revolutionary socialist programming syntax! While other languages force you into the capitalist nightmare of declaring variables with boring words like "public static int," Perl is out here throwing a LINGUISTIC REVOLUTION with "our $i = 1" like it's redistributing the wealth of syntax to the people! 💅

The absolute DRAMA of using "our" instead of "public" and that dollar sign before variables? It's giving communist manifesto but make it code. I simply cannot with how Perl decided to be the people's champion of variable declaration!

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