Can't Be Bothered To Read The Docs

Programming logic Best practices Syntax Code readability Code paranoia Lazy-coding Operator precedence Pemdas Parentheses

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Can't Be Bothered To Read The Docs

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The eternal struggle of every programmer: forgetting operator precedence and wondering why your code is behaving like it's possessed by demons. The top panel shows the panic when you can't remember if multiplication happens before addition or if those parentheses were actually necessary. Meanwhile, the bottom panel shows the universal solution - just wrap EVERYTHING in parentheses! Sure, your code looks like it's giving you a hug, but at least it works exactly as intended. Your future self might judge you for those 17 nested parentheses, but hey, that's a problem for future you.

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