The Next Billion Dollar App

Overengineering Scalability startup Optimistic Breaking bad Expectations Premature optimization

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2 months ago 259,709 views 1 shares

The Next Billion Dollar App

overengineering-memes, scalability-memes, startup-memes, optimistic-memes, kubernetes-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "prepare for a million users who will never come" syndrome. Nothing says "professional developer" quite like setting up Kubernetes clusters, load balancers, and sharded databases for an app that will be used exclusively by you, your mom, and that one supportive friend who clicks it once and never returns. It's basically the software equivalent of buying a Ferrari to drive to the mailbox. But hey, when that 691st user shows up, you'll be ready... any day now...

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