The Mysterious Duality Of Code

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The Mysterious Duality Of Code

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The eternal cosmic joke of programming! Your code doesn't work? You spend HOURS debugging, questioning your entire existence, wondering if you should've become a sheep farmer instead. Then suddenly—IT WORKS! But instead of celebrating, you're sitting there, squinting suspiciously at your screen, utterly OFFENDED that it's functioning without explanation! THE AUDACITY of code to work mysteriously is the greatest betrayal known to developer-kind. No closure. No answers. Just the haunting question that will follow you into your dreams: WHY???

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