Frontend Vs. Backend

Content Model.cs X Program.cs Querylt.Employee using System.Text; using System. Threading. Tasks; namespace QueryIt public class Person public string Name get; set; DoWorkO public class Employee : Person public int Id get; set; public virtual void DoWork() Console.WriteLine("Doing real work"); E public class Manager : Employee public override void DoWork() Console.WriteLine("Create a meeting");

Content Vishal VishalMalvi When developers get together, we either obsess over new technologies, fancy desk setups, mechanical keyboards, and clean code, or we just roast each other's code.

Content Me looking at rProgrammerHumor as a teen java dev and realising I'm bad at everything.

Content JA Please write a dialog in Shakespeare style. There are two characters: 1. A programmer that has done exactly what his customer told him to. 2. A customer that is not happy with the project and thinks that the programmer should have done something else. Programmer: O, good my lord, what brings thee here today? Customer: Thou hast failed me, programmer. Thy project is not up to my standards. Programmer: But my lord, I did exactly as thou commanded. I followed thy instructions to the letter. Customer: Thou art a fool, programmer. Thou shouldst have used thy own judgement and done what thou thought was best for the project. Programmer: Forgive me, my lord. I shall strive to do better in the future and use my own judgement. Customer: See that thou do, programmer. I expect nothing less than excellence from thee. Programmer: Aye, my lord. I shall not disappoint thee again.

Evolution of excuses. Left panel: Developer proudly proclaims "It works on my machine!" while the ops guy silently contemplates career choices. Right panel: Same developer, now with DevOps skills and a suspicious sunburn, declares "It works on my container!" The ops guy's expression remains unchanged – he knows containerized garbage is still garbage, just more portable. We've successfully moved the problem from one isolated environment to another, slightly fancier isolated environment. Progress!

Content PLEASE ACCEPT THE DEFAULT COOKIES OR CUSTOMIZE I WANT TO CUSTOMIZE Dranne COUnT YOU CANNOT DISABLE PERFORMANCE COOKIES MARKETING COOKIES, ANALYTICS COOKIES. SPYING COOKIES YOU I CANNOT DISABLE ANY COOKIES THEN HOW I CAN CUSTOMIZE AND CLOSE THIS COOKIES POP-UPE ACCEPT DEFAULT COOKIES!