The Morning Productivity Myth

Technical debt Developer life Burnout Sleep deprivation Procrastination Deadline Self-deception Work habits Morning productivity

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The Morning Productivity Myth

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The eternal lie we tell ourselves: "I'll just finish coding this in the morning when I'm fresh" - followed by the harsh reality of waking up looking like a debugger crashed mid-execution. That morning freshness is just as mythical as documentation that stays updated. The only thing fresh at 8am is the crushing realization that yesterday-you was an optimistic idiot who left today-you with half-working code and three energy drinks worth of technical debt.

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