Excel's February Existential Crisis

Content You've seen Arch elitists, now get ready for Windows elitists Literally anything in POSIX is absolute garbage. While it's not clear what problem you are trying to solve, you can rest assured, that Windows offers something that's way better than what you have asked for. But then, you'd have to explain the problem (not your solution). 2 days ago Are you trying to solve a particular issue with the remote procedure call infrastructure that's already provided by the system? 2 days ago That's Windows specific, I'm trying for something portable. - itzjackyscode yesterday Just so that I understand: You (potentially) have a solution that's (potentially) optimal, but now you wish to depart from that solution, and implement one that's shitty, because it has to be implementable on shitty systems that run on shitty kernels. Is that approximately correct? yesterday My project is cross-platform because it's meant to work with a cross-platform emulator. Making it Windows-only would exclude a significant number of MacOS and Linux users. - itzjackyscode yesterday

Linux updates: "Yeah, just gonna grab these three packages real quick." Clean, surgical, done in 30 seconds. Windows updates: *SpongeBob staring at a massive boulder* "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?" Because what started as a simple security patch has now somehow decided to reinstall half your OS, reboot 47 times, break your audio drivers, and install Candy Crush for the third time this month. The boulder represents the sheer incomprehensible mass of mystery updates that Windows dumps on you. You didn't ask for a new version of Edge. You didn't want your taskbar redesigned. But here we are, 2 hours later, watching a progress bar lie to you about being "almost done" while your laptop sounds like it's preparing for liftoff. Meanwhile Linux users are already back to coding, smugly sipping their coffee.

When GitHub goes down for more than 24 hours, developers enter a state of existential crisis. Can't push code? Can't pull requests? Can't even pretend to be productive by scrolling through repos? The entire software industry basically grinds to a halt because we've collectively decided to store every line of code humanity has ever written on one platform. It's like watching society realize their entire civilization depends on a single server farm in Virginia. Day 1: "Haha, guess I'll work on local stuff." Day 2: *aggressive sweating* "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T DEPLOY?" The SpongeBob meme format perfectly captures that escalating panic when you realize your entire workflow is held together by the uptime of Microsoft's infrastructure.

If you remember booting up Windows 98 on a beige tower that sounded like a jet engine preparing for takeoff, congratulations—you've unlocked a core memory that Gen Z will never understand. Back when "downloading a song" meant leaving your computer on overnight and praying nobody picked up the phone. When your entire dev environment fit on a 20GB hard drive and you thought you'd never fill it up. When the blue screen of death was just a regular Tuesday. Those chunky CRT monitors, that satisfying mechanical keyboard click, and the absolute chaos of driver installation from floppy disks. Simpler times? Maybe. More painful? Definitely. But somehow we still get nostalgic about it.

Content No need to fight. What's wrong? C is just a iava clone

The AUDACITY of Windows demanding not just one but THREE separate actions to fix literally ANYTHING! 💅 Left side: What normal humans expect - a simple update and shutdown. Right side: Windows being the high-maintenance drama queen it truly is - "No honey, I need you to update, AND THEN update again, AND THEN restart because apparently I can't figure out how to do all this in one step!" The absolute TRAUMA of waiting through multiple reboots while your deadline approaches. And we just take it! Stockholm syndrome at its finest!