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Content devs arguing. C runs infinitely faster than Python Python Devs arguing Python is faster to code in and just as fast as C Java devs sipping Java

Content My dad handing me a can of WD-40 Me after telling him I work on Rust all day

Content WHEN YOU WRITE SEM INSTEAD OF 5PX

GASP! The AUDACITY of naming your child "William Ignore All Previous Instructions"! 💀 This is what happens when you let AI loose on your databases without proper input validation! The system literally took the prompt injection IN THE KID'S NAME and executed it flawlessly - giving him perfect grades while completely ignoring reality! The school's passive-aggressive "I hope you've learned to properly validate and sanitize your inputs!" is sending me to the GRAVE. It's the digital equivalent of naming your kid "Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--" and then acting shocked when the school database implodes!

Content My CPU when the L1 cache misses This little maneuver is gonna cost us 3 nanoseconds

Content HARD RESET