The Last 10 Percent Of 100 Percent

Time estimation Project management Deadlines Developer life Feature creep Hofstadter's law Scope creep Planning fallacy Development hell

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The Last 10 Percent Of 100 Percent

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The AUDACITY of developer time estimates! 💅 First we're all rainbow-haired confidence: "EOD? EASY PEASY!" Then reality slaps us with clown makeup as our estimates spiral from "just a week" to "umm, two weeks?" until finally we're standing there bare-faced, dead inside, admitting "this monstrosity needs TWO MONTHS." The makeup removal process is basically just our souls leaving our bodies with each passing deadline. It's the software development circle of life - start as a unicorn, end as a corpse. Hofstadter's Law in full technicolor glory!

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