The language hierarchy in terms of difficulty

Content CODE PROGRESSION ARCHITECTURE PROTOTYPE PILOT BETA RELEASE LEGACY DOCUMENTATION af MONKEYUSER.COM

Content WRITES UNMAINTAINABLE CODE LEAVES COMPANY

Content Trying to apply best code practices and testing to the project You focused too much on them and your deadline is tomorrow You shitcode the rest of the project to make it work.

Content Where should i store all the prayers? Just use a txt file f open('prayer.txt') lines f.readline() for line in lines: print(line) I don't get it, it was like 78 Billion lines of text Use shuf, it's fantastic. Does the job in less than 1 minute.

Oh man, the eternal struggle! 😂 This meme perfectly captures the absurd expectations in tech. Companies be like "What? You just want to work normal hours and not sacrifice your entire existence to the code gods? WORTHLESS!" Meanwhile, devs are just trying to maintain some semblance of work-life balance without burning out. The audacity of wanting to be a human being with a life outside of Jira tickets! Next thing you know, they'll expect crazy things like "weekends" and "sleep"!

Content When you read some incredibly bad code, thinking "What moron wrote this.", but halfway through it starts to become familiar. - Well, of course I know him. Heis me.