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Content using a decent fully featured debugger print("if the program reached that print statement it means that this pile of crap that i wrote works!.")

Content Another Dense Developer DenseDeveloper UnethicalLifeProTip. Forget posting development questions on stackoverflow. For a faster more accurate fix, frame your question as a bug and post it on whatever frameworklib's github page your using. Devs will likely solve your issue for you for free to prove you wrong. 11:02 - 04 Jun 21 Twitter for Android ProdrammerHumor.io

Content DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE Version 1, December 2009 Copyright (C) 2009 Philip Sturgeon emailphilsturgeon.co.uk Everyone is permitted to copy and distribute verbatim or modified copies of this license document, and changing it is allowed as long as the name is changed. DON'T BE A DICK PUBLIC LICENSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR COPYING, DISTRIBUTION AND MODIFICATION 1. Do whatever you like with the original work, just don't be a dick. Being a dick includes - but is not limited to - the following instances: 1a. Outright copyright infringement - Don't just copy this and change the name. 1b. Selling the unmodified original with no work done what-so-ever, that's REALLY being a dick. 1c. Modifying the original work to contain hidden harmful content. That would make you a PROPER dick. 2. If you become rich through modifications, related worksservices, or supporting the original work, share the love. Only a dick would make loads off this work and not buy the original works creators) a pint. 3. Code is provided with no warranty. Using somebody else's code and bitching when it goes wrong makes you a DONKEY dick. Fix the problem yourself. A non-dick would submit the fix back.

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The AUDACITY of the debugging hierarchy! 🧠✨ First level: Asking your friend to help debug - basic brain activity, nothing special, YAWN. Second level: Posting on StackOverflow - your brain is LITERALLY GLOWING with enlightenment as you prepare to be judged by the coding gods! But the FINAL BOSS LEVEL? Tweeting directly at the creator of JavaScript about your trivial HTML linking problem?! COSMIC BRAIN EXPLOSION! 💥 And Brendan Eich's response? "Show the html please." Not even a question mark. The sheer restraint! The man who invented an entire language just asked to see your code with the enthusiasm of someone ordering plain toast.

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