This Is Rage Coding

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The eternal dance between hackers and terrible code continues! Top panel shows a desperate hacker searching for vulnerable apps, while the bottom panel reveals r/VibeCoding - that magical place where developers proudly share their "works of art" built with duct tape, prayers, and zero security considerations. It's like watching nature documentaries where predators and prey find each other through some cosmic algorithm. Those devs posting "I built this app in 2 days with no prior experience!" are basically sending engraved invitations to every hacker on the planet. After 15 years in the industry, I've learned the first rule of security: the easier something was to build, the easier it is to break.

When your algorithm skills are so bad, you take logarithmic problems and somehow turn them into cubic complexity nightmares. It's like having a superpower, but the worst one possible. Your brain is essentially an inefficiency generator that would make computer scientists weep. For the uninitiated: O(log(n)) represents highly efficient algorithms that barely break a sweat as inputs grow, while O(n³) is the computational equivalent of trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon. Congratulations on being a walking computational disaster!

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