The Java programmer that coded this error must've been through a lot

Content User Define File - LESS Backlog: Example corporate website Theme: CSR As a front-end developer I want to die So I can end the pain vecebisuce CI CSR2

Content EXCUSE ME, SIR IS THIS YOUR CODE? THAT MEANS, YOU MUST KNOW HOW IT WORKS? THEN HOW DOES IT WORK? YUP YUP MAKES SENSE TO ME NO IDEA

Oh. My. GOD. The ultimate programmer meet-cute disaster! 😱 Guy thinks she's talking about SQL (pronounced "sequel") - you know, the database language that makes developers weep at 2PM on a Tuesday. Meanwhile, she's showing him her ACTUAL database schema with primary keys and foreign keys like some kind of database goddess! It's the nerdiest miscommunication since someone thought "Python" was just a snake and not the reason half of us have jobs. The Star Wars posters are just *chef's kiss* - another trilogy that should've stopped after the first release... JUST LIKE MOST SOFTWARE PROJECTS.

Content get tomorrows date int getTomorrowsDate() sleep (1000606024); getCurrentDate ();

Content LEGACY CODE BASE AS PER DOCUMENTATION REAL CODE

Content Select the wrong database TEACHINE (93216 rows affected! Type a risky command (93216 rows affected)