The Great Tab Massacre

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The Great Tab Massacre

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That blissful moment when your RAM finally gets to breathe again. Nothing quite matches the satisfaction of mass-murdering 200 browser tabs after a coding session. It's like digital decluttering meets spiritual awakening—your computer's fan stops screaming, your system tray becomes visible again, and for one brief moment, you feel like you've actually accomplished something with your life. The real irony? You'll just open them all back up tomorrow when you forget how you implemented that one function.

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