The Eternal Performance-Feature Death Cycle

management performance Code optimization Technical debt Software development Feature creep Optimization Product management User complaints

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The Eternal Performance-Feature Death Cycle

performance-memes, optimization-memes, feature-creep-memes, management-memes, developer-pain-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TORTURE! 😩

First panel: Developer is FORCED to endure the soul-crushing whining of customers about app performance.

Second panel: Developer, dead inside, mutters "ok" while contemplating career changes.

Third panel: MIRACLE HAPPENS! Developer optimizes code by 200% and briefly experiences joy!

Fourth panel: Management IMMEDIATELY ruins everything - "Great, now let's cram in more features until it's slow again!" And the cycle of suffering continues FOREVER! 💀

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