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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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The Eternal Performance-Feature Death Cycle

Programming Debugging Frontend Backend Webdev
1 year ago 223.9K views 0 shares
The Eternal Performance-Feature Death Cycle
THE ETERNAL CYCLE OF SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT TORTURE! 😩 First panel: Developer is FORCED to endure the soul-crushing whining of customers about app performance. Second panel: Developer, dead inside, mutters "ok" while contemplating career changes. Third panel: MIRACLE HAPPENS! Developer optimizes code by 200% and briefly experiences joy! Fourth panel: Management IMMEDIATELY ruins everything - "Great, now let's cram in more features until it's slow again!" And the cycle of suffering continues FOREVER! 💀

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