The Eternal Developer Paradox

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When your code is so bad it triggers alarm ducks. €2.50 seems like a fair price for a physical manifestation of your debugging nightmares. Just squeeze it every time your production server catches fire. Cheaper than therapy, more socially acceptable than screaming.

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Ah, the classic client move that makes you question your entire career choices. You spend 120 precious minutes of your life meticulously explaining every technical detail, answering questions, and providing clarifications on the project specs. Your throat is dry. Your soul is weary. And then comes the royal decree: "Just send all that in an email." It's the corporate equivalent of "Let me speak to your manager" after the manager has already spoken to you. The aristocratic expression in the image perfectly captures that feeling of aristocratic entitlement that makes you want to time-travel back to before you accepted the meeting invite.