The Eternal Developer Paradox

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You know you're living dangerously when your code could throw exceptions that would make the entire app crash, but you just... let it ride. No try-catch, no error handling, just pure faith in your logic. Then your senior dev does a code review and casually asks about exception handling, and suddenly you're sweating bullets trying to maintain composure. The "if he dies, he dies" mentality is peak confidence (or recklessness, depending on who you ask). Either the code works flawlessly, or production goes down in flames. No middle ground. It's like deploying to prod on a Friday afternoon—you're either a hero or updating your LinkedIn profile by Monday. Pro tip: Maybe wrap that database call in a try-catch before your senior finds out you're one null pointer away from taking down the entire microservices architecture.

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Claiming to know C++ is like claiming you can bend the Matrix. Sure, Neo thought he was special until Morpheus challenged him to prove it. Then reality hits harder than a segmentation fault, and suddenly your program's memory is sprawled out on the dojo floor like a defeated rookie. The segmentation fault (core dumped) error is basically C++'s way of saying "You're not The One, you're just another programmer who forgot to check their pointers." Your confidence in memory management just got kung-fu kicked into oblivion.

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