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When your admin casually mentions the build is failing because of "like 6 cuz of these timezone test cases" and your brain just... stops processing English entirely. The sheer confusion is so profound that the only possible response is a stroke-inducing "Bro what in the goddamn fuck."
Timezone bugs are already the seventh circle of developer hell, but when someone describes them like they're having a simultaneous aneurysm while typing, you know you're in for a fun debugging session. Nothing says "production ready" quite like test cases that fail because someone forgot DST exists in 47 different flavors across the globe.
The real tragedy here is that both people understand each other perfectly despite the linguistic carnage. That's how you know you've been in the trenches too long.
