The Compiler Inception Paradox

The programming inception paradox that breaks brains at 2AM. It's like asking "which came first, the compiler or the language?" while staring into the void.

Fun fact: The first compilers were written in assembly, then compilers were written that could compile themselves—a process called bootstrapping. But don't think about it too hard or you'll end up like SpongeBob here, questioning your entire existence while your coffee gets cold.