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Fully Recreated Python In Python

Fully Recreated Python In Python
Congratulations, you've just built an entire programming language in 5 lines. Someone spent years architecting Python's interpreter, and you just speedran it with eval() . This is basically a REPL (Read-Eval-Print Loop) that takes user input, evaluates it as Python code, and prints the result. In an infinite loop. You know, exactly what the Python interpreter does. Except this one has the security posture of leaving your front door wide open with a sign that says "free stuff inside." The beauty here is that eval() does all the heavy lifting. Want to execute arbitrary code? Done. Want to potentially destroy your system? Also done. It's like reinventing the wheel, except the wheel is already attached to your car and you're just adding a second, more dangerous wheel. Pro tip: Never, ever use eval() on user input in production unless you enjoy surprise job openings on your team.

The Compiler Inception Paradox

The Compiler Inception Paradox
The programming inception paradox that breaks brains at 2AM. It's like asking "which came first, the compiler or the language?" while staring into the void. Fun fact: The first compilers were written in assembly, then compilers were written that could compile themselves—a process called bootstrapping. But don't think about it too hard or you'll end up like SpongeBob here, questioning your entire existence while your coffee gets cold.