That's My Professional Fetish

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That's My Professional Fetish

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The vicious truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear! LinkedIn has evolved into this bizarre ecosystem where middle managers flaunt their "thought leadership" through humble-brags, corporate buzzword salad, and those insufferable "I'm proud to announce" posts. They're essentially selling a carefully curated professional persona to their network, complete with engagement-baiting stories about hiring the person who spilled coffee on them during the interview. The professional equivalent of thirst traps, just with more mentions of "synergy" and "leveraging core competencies."

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