That's My Professional Fetish

linkedin Corporate culture Social media Career Work life Corporate Tech culture Middle management Professional networking

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6 months ago 122,349 views 0 shares

That's My Professional Fetish

linkedin-memes, corporate-memes, tech-culture-memes, social-media-memes, professional-networking-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The vicious truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear! LinkedIn has evolved into this bizarre ecosystem where middle managers flaunt their "thought leadership" through humble-brags, corporate buzzword salad, and those insufferable "I'm proud to announce" posts. They're essentially selling a carefully curated professional persona to their network, complete with engagement-baiting stories about hiring the person who spilled coffee on them during the interview. The professional equivalent of thirst traps, just with more mentions of "synergy" and "leveraging core competencies."

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