Because Light Attracts Bugs

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Someone really said "I could use a loop" and then proceeded to manually hardcode what appears to be quaternion rotation calculations for every possible case. Each line is a beautiful handcrafted snowflake of copy-pasted arithmetic operations with slightly different array indices. This is what happens when you learn programming from a stenographer. The best part? There's probably a single matrix multiplication library function that could replace this entire screen of madness. But no, someone decided to type out hundreds of lines of p.a.c[i] * p.a.c[j] combinations like they were getting paid by the character. The code review must have been legendary. This is peak "it works, don't touch it" territory. Nobody's refactoring this beast because nobody wants to be the one who breaks the CAE software that's been running in production for 15 years.

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Ah, the classic solo developer paradox. You're the only one touching the codebase, yet somehow Git still manages to throw merge conflicts at you like you're in some distributed team of 50. It's like arguing with yourself and still losing. Probably happened because you coded at 2 AM on your laptop, then continued at 9 AM on your desktop without pulling first. Or maybe you've got multiple personalities and they all prefer different code formatting. Either way, congratulations on making version control complicated in a one-person project. Achievement unlocked.