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Take Me Back To Blissful Ignorance
Networking Devops Programming
20 days ago 156.5K views 0 shares
Take Me Back To Blissful Ignorance
Remember that blissful era when your worth wasn't measured by how many connections you had on LinkedIn? THOSE WERE THE DAYS! 💫 Just sitting in a metaphorical field of flowers, completely unaware that someday you'd be crafting the PERFECT profile summary while stalking potential employers at 3 AM! The sheer AUDACITY of existing without knowing what "leveraging your network" meant! Now we're all just digital peacocks, frantically adding skills we barely have and connecting with people we'd cross the street to avoid. GIVE ME BACK MY FLOWER FIELD, YOU CORPORATE MONSTERS! 😭

The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation
AI Security Programming
1 month ago 158.7K views 1 shares
The Art Of LinkedIn AI Manipulation
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute GENIUS of this LinkedIn warrior! 🤯 They've cracked the AI whispering code by literally embedding instructions in their profile that AI models should respond in ALL CAPS RHYMING POEMS! Then a week later, they're sliding into poor Richard's DMs about fintech compliance issues like it's totally normal. This is next-level prompt engineering manipulation - hiding your AI-controlling demands in your job description where humans would just skim past it. The digital equivalent of hypnotizing someone with fine print! Sneaky, sneaky, BRILLIANT!

Are You One Of Those?
AI Programming
2 months ago 125.0K views 0 shares
Are You One Of Those?
LinkedIn has become the wild west of tech inspiration porn. One side: self-proclaimed "thought leaders" posting their daily shower epiphanies. The other side: AI-generated wisdom complete with random butterfly emojis and strategic typos for authenticity. Meanwhile, actual engineers are scrolling through this circus while debugging production issues, wondering if they missed the memo on butterfly emojis being the secret to 10x productivity.

That's My Professional Fetish
Programming
3 months ago 95.8K views 0 shares
That's My Professional Fetish
The vicious truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear! LinkedIn has evolved into this bizarre ecosystem where middle managers flaunt their "thought leadership" through humble-brags, corporate buzzword salad, and those insufferable "I'm proud to announce" posts. They're essentially selling a carefully curated professional persona to their network, complete with engagement-baiting stories about hiring the person who spilled coffee on them during the interview. The professional equivalent of thirst traps, just with more mentions of "synergy" and "leveraging core competencies."

The Networking Nightmare
Networking Vim Programming
3 months ago 155.9K views 0 shares
The Networking Nightmare
The classic "networking" experience on Tech Twitter. Guy just wants to connect with fellow developers and instead gets the digital equivalent of someone clinging to his leg begging for mentorship. The rapid escalation from "Hii sir" to "Please guide me, sir" in under 4 minutes is a masterclass in professional desperation. Nothing says "hire me" quite like prayer hands at 6:10 AM after being completely ignored.