The Formal Announcement Of Git Despair

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The Formal Announcement Of Git Despair

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BEHOLD! The sacred rite of passage has been bestowed upon this poor, innocent soul! Getting your first merge conflict is like being initiated into a secret society where the membership fee is your sanity and several hours of your life you'll NEVER get back. The frog in formal attire announcing this catastrophic achievement with such pomp and circumstance is SENDING ME. Like honey, that's not an accomplishment, that's your villain origin story. Next up: accidentally pushing to production on a Friday afternoon and watching your entire team collectively have a meltdown. Welcome to the thunderdome of version control, sweetie! 💀

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