No I Don't Want To Go Back

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5 months ago 107,032 views 0 shares

No I Don't Want To Go Back

remote-work-memes, return-to-office-memes, wfh-memes, work-life-balance-memes, corporate-culture-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of someone asking if you're coding while you're in the TRENCHES preparing for the apocalypse that is RTO! Like, excuse me?! I've got five monitors set up, seventeen contingency plans for when my VPN inevitably fails, and I'm practicing looking productive on camera while secretly updating my resume. Return to office isn't a policy—it's a HOSTAGE SITUATION. The only code I'm writing is the one that calculates how many sick days I can take before HR notices. The WFH paradise is crumbling and you want me to debug your function? THE HORROR!

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