After Reading Some Reviews For My Game

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After Reading Some Reviews For My Game

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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this poor game dev! 😱 Released a $2 game that's basically a digital dumpster fire with more bugs than features, and then has the NERVE to stand there like "this is fine" while Steam reviews are burning the game to the ground! 🔥

The game's so unfinished it has achievements for content that doesn't exist, difficulty levels that aren't implemented, and balance issues that would make a see-saw with an elephant on one end look stable! And yet there they stand, wrapped in their Dark Souls cosplay, completely oblivious to the catastrophe they've unleashed upon humanity!

The best part? The "$2 game" caption at the bottom - as if the price somehow excuses shipping what's essentially a beta labeled as a full release. Honey, even at $2, players expect a GAME, not a collection of broken promises with a Steam page! 💅

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