Rewriting Code From The Scratch

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Rewriting Code From The Scratch

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The AUDACITY of that developer suggesting a complete rewrite! 💀 One second you're peacefully maintaining legacy code, and the next some MANIAC drives by screaming about "rewriting from scratch" like it's not the most terrifying phrase in existence! And then - THE PLOT TWIST - they can't even read the existing codebase! DARLING, how are you going to rewrite what you don't understand?! It's like saying "Let's rebuild this house" when you can't tell a load-bearing wall from a decorative vase! The absolute CHAOS of suggesting nuclear options while being completely clueless is peak developer confidence!

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