The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The Five Stages Of Debugging Grief

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The optimism of "I'll just fix this one bug" followed by the reality of destroying your entire development environment is the circle of programming life. That serene morning coffee moment when you think you're about to conquer a simple issue... only to end up in the fetal position by afternoon, surrounded by the smoldering ruins of your workstation. The real bug was the hubris we developed along the way.

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