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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

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Advanced Python Boilerplate

Python Git Programming
1 day ago 112.5K views 0 shares
Advanced Python Boilerplate
OH. MY. GOD. Behold the pinnacle of software engineering! Two whole lines of code that redefine variables to... exactly what they already are! 🤦‍♀️ This "ultimate python boilerplate" is the equivalent of telling someone "water is wet" and expecting a Nobel Prize. The sheer audacity of creating a repo for this masterpiece of redundancy! And it's 26 whole bytes! Such efficiency! Such innovation! I'm absolutely DYING at how this captures the essence of those GitHub repos that promise revolutionary code but deliver the programming equivalent of a ham sandwich without the ham.

Return True (But Make It Complicated)

Programming Algorithms Javascript Debugging
3 months ago 127.2K views 0 shares
Return True (But Make It Complicated)
When someone asks what you do for a living, and your brain immediately jumps to the most unnecessarily complex implementation possible. Like, congratulations on writing a function that could be replaced with return number % 2 == 0 , but sure, let's hardcode ten separate conditions because that's definitely maintainable. Nothing says "I'm a programmer" quite like turning a one-liner into a nightmare that future you will curse at 2 AM during a production outage.

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