The Three Hardest Things In Computer Science (Actually Five)

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Content Stephanie McKellop McKellogs learned today that a group of students used a Google doc to take lecture notes-- they all took notes simultaneously in a collective file. 2016-12-20, 5:36 PM 1,401 RETWEETS 2,652 LIKES Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d As they took notes, they would mark places they were confused or couldn't follow the lecture--other students would see explain, real time 3 47 373 09 550 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs - 1d at the end of the semester, as they are prepping for finals, they have this massive document of notes, questions, explanations from peers 17 306 468 Stephanie McKellop McKellogs 1d 1 dunno where they learned this, or if they just came up with it together, but it is AMAZING. Truly brilliant collaboration solidarity. 11 43 215 578

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