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Dark fact #23 hits different because it's painfully accurate. You know that sweet spot between "I should start working" and "OH GOD THE DEADLINE IS IN 2 HOURS"? That's where the magic happens. Suddenly your brain becomes a supercomputer, your fingers move at 200 WPM, and you're shipping features like there's no tomorrow (because there literally isn't).
The adrenaline rush from impending doom somehow unlocks productivity levels that no amount of coffee, standing desks, or Pomodoro timers could ever achieve. It's like your body's fight-or-flight response but instead of running from a bear, you're frantically committing code at 3 AM with commit messages like "fix stuff" and "PLEASE WORK".
The real question is: are we procrastinators, or are we just adrenaline-driven performance artists who need that cortisol spike to function? Either way, the production server doesn't care about your feelings.
