Read-Only Friday: When Bugs Attack

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Read-Only Friday: When Bugs Attack

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The unwritten law of software development: Friday is sacred ground where no code shall be deployed. Yet there they are—the bugs—armed and ready to ruin your weekend plans like some skeletal terminator from your coding nightmares.

Every developer knows the existential dread of that Slack notification at 4:30 PM on Friday. "Hey, just a quick fix needed in production." And suddenly you're huddled in the corner, praying to the git gods that your emergency hotfix doesn't cascade into a weekend-consuming disaster.

The irony? The more desperately you want that read-only Friday, the more aggressively the bugs seem to materialize. It's like they can smell your weekend plans.

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