Proper Nerve Management

Cable management Clean code Legacy code Spaghetti code Refactoring Technical debt Code organization documentation Code quality System architecture

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Proper Nerve Management

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Rejecting the tangled mess of legacy code that somehow still works, but approving the clean, organized cable management approach to your codebase. Because nothing says "professional developer" like pretending your spaghetti code is actually a well-structured system with proper documentation. At least until someone needs to make a change.

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