Programming Beginners

Every beginner's journey starts with picking their first language, and they're all equally terrified of JavaScript, Python, Java, C++, and C. Then someone suggests HTML and suddenly they're running for their life. Because nothing says "welcome to programming" like realizing you just spent 3 hours learning a markup language that half the industry doesn't even consider "real programming." The gatekeeping starts early, folks. Plot twist: they'll end up learning all of them anyway and still have imposter syndrome.