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That sign is basically legacy code in a nutshell. Some engineer 15 years ago decided to save 20 bucks by wiring the light switch to the elevator control system, and now we're all hostages to their terrible architecture decisions. This is exactly why we preach separation of concerns. Your light switch should do ONE thing. When a junior dev asks "why can't I just add this feature to the authentication service?" show them this picture and watch their soul leave their body.

Ah, the pinnacle of security engineering – displaying the verification code right in the screenshot. Multi-factor authentication? Nah, let's go with zero-factor! Just broadcast your 6-digit code to whoever's recording your screen. That smug arms-crossed pose is the universal "I've made some questionable decisions but I'm standing by them" stance that every dev adopts right before production goes down. Next up: storing passwords in a public GitHub repo called "definitely-not-passwords".

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Programmers vs Testers in their natural habitat. The programmer does the bare minimum math and calls it a day. Meanwhile, the tester is over here running through every edge case imaginable—birthdays, death, secret affairs, adoption, and even relativistic time dilation from space travel. This is exactly why we need QA. Your code might work for the happy path, but a good tester will find seventeen ways it could explode in production. And they'll document each one with painful precision while staring directly into your soul.

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