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The internal struggle of a CS freshman who just learned increment operators but is desperately fighting the urge to post "year++" on social media for New Year's. That face is the exact expression of someone who knows it's both the most obvious joke possible and yet somehow still feels clever for thinking of it. The restraint is physically painful.

OMG, the AUDACITY of this floppy disk! Sacrificed itself to digital oblivion so we could have that little square "save" button in every application EVER MADE. The DRAMA! The LEGACY! Meanwhile, Gen Z programmers be like "why is the save icon a weird 3D-printed version of the Minecraft save button?" TRAGIC. These magnificent 1.44MB beasts carried our code through the dark ages when a single high-res image today would require a STACK OF THESE PLASTIC WARRIORS REACHING TO THE MOON. Pour one out for the OG data heroes - they didn't just save our files, they saved our SOULS. 💾

The pre-vacation documentation marathon—where senior devs frantically explain every obscure codebase quirk, deployment ritual, and that one server that crashes if you look at it wrong. Then the inevitable horror upon return: discovering your meticulously crafted knowledge transfer resulted in precisely zero progress. The junior dev was too terrified to touch anything without your divine approval, and now your inbox contains 47 "quick questions" that could've been answered by reading the docs you spent 9 hours creating. Classic case of knowledge transfer theater!

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