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Content THE COMPANY, ACCORDING TO THE RECRUITER'S DESCRIPTION THE COMPANY IN REALITY

Ah, the classic Agile charade. First they claim to be "agile," then when pressed they say they "adapt to changing directions" which sounds impressive. But the truth finally emerges – they have absolutely no idea how to build the actual product. And management is perfectly fine with that. Just another Tuesday in software development where buzzwords substitute for competence. The sprint planning meeting starts in 5 minutes, bring your best poker face.

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The five stages of grief hit differently when reviewing your own code from yesterday. First comes the nervous finger-biting, then the slow realization, followed by the blank stare of disbelief, then the "oh god what have I done" face-palm, and finally the existential horror of knowing you have to fix whatever abomination you unleashed. The worst part? You were probably so proud of that "clever" solution when you wrote it. Ten hours and three coffees later, and suddenly you're archaeologist of your own terrible decisions.

In the realm of developer clout, 500 GitHub followers makes you practically royalty, while 2 million YouTube subscribers is just... meh. Nothing says "I've made it" like having a handful of fellow nerds who appreciate your elegant solutions to problems nobody else understands. YouTube fame is for the masses—GitHub fame is for the classes. The true knights of the coding round table don't need dance videos and clickbait thumbnails to prove their worth—just clean commits and well-documented PRs.