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Content Adam Charles BaselessPursuit 1d I was surprised when my daughter said she learned R at school yesterday, and then I remembered that she's 4 and she meant the letter. My priors are all too skewed 102 17 1,994 20.4K

Content These programmers always travel in groups of five There's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny Asian guy, fat guy with a ponytail, some guy with crazy facial hair and then an East Indian guy. It's like they trade guys until they all have the right group.

Content Abdul Ahad Jawaid abdulahadjawaid I just want to tell Bill Gates in person that I still remember QW4HD-DQCRG-HM64M-6GJRK-8K83T ProdrammerHumor.io

That moment when your stomach drops through the floor because you just ran DELETE * FROM users without a WHERE clause... on production. No rollback. No backup from the last hour. Just the cold realization that you've nuked actual customer data and your resume is about to get updated. The five stages of database grief hit all at once: denial, anger, bargaining with the database gods, depression, and finally acceptance that you're absolutely screwed. Pro tip: This is why we have staging environments and why BEGIN TRANSACTION exists. Too bad we never use them when we should.

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