I Wish I Could Code At The Speed I Watched My CS Lectures On YouTube

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I Wish I Could Code At The Speed I Watched My CS Lectures On YouTube

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The great irony of CS education: spending countless nights at 2AM watching your professor drone on about data structures at 2x speed, only to find yourself taking 3 hours to write a simple for loop the next day. Your brain has evolved to process information at chipmunk-voice velocity, but your fingers still type at the pace of a sleepy sloth. If only coding skills scaled with lecture playback speed, we'd all be 10x developers by now. Instead, we're just people who get annoyed when podcasters talk too slowly.

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