I Wish I Could Code At The Speed I Watched My CS Lectures On YouTube

Content When you write code without reading the documentation but somehow it still works

Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️

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Content Jet jetblack72 Programmer goes to shop for groceries, wife tells him: "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he comes back home with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs because he's a programmer, not a poorly programmed computer.

C++ developers watching Rust evangelists talk about memory safety is the programming equivalent of a wolf staring down a chihuahua. Sure, the chihuahua is making valid points about not eating the neighbors, but the wolf's been managing just fine with raw power and sharp teeth for decades, thank you very much. After 35 years of manual memory management, we've seen some things. And yeah, maybe we've caused a few segfaults that took down production servers at 2AM, but that's just character building.

The classic "walks into a bar" joke format gets a brilliant CSS twist! When you use position: absolute in CSS, elements completely ignore the normal document flow and position themselves wherever they want—often causing total layout chaos. Just like how these CSS classes walked into one bar while somehow managing to knock over furniture in a completely different establishment. Frontend developers know this pain all too well—one misplaced absolute positioning and suddenly your navbar is floating in the middle of your contact form and your footer is somewhere in the stratosphere.