POV: You Just Graduated In CS

Content SQL: You've got a Syntax error Where?

Content Pranay Pathole PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.

Content Wish fulfillment? Three wishes, to be exact. And ixnay on the wishing for more wishes. wish for my wish count to be an unsigned integer. Weird, but okay. 1wish for three fewer wishes.

When your GitHub access gets revoked before HR even calls you. Nothing says "surprise career transition opportunity" like finding out you're fired through a Git permission error. The modern equivalent of coming to work and your keycard doesn't work anymore. At least they didn't just git push --force you out of existence entirely!

Ah, the sweet irony of digital life! This meme hits right in the bandwidth feels. In a world where devs optimize every byte to squeeze performance, here we are, mindlessly reposting cat pics and wasting 151kb of precious internet data. That's like worrying about memory leaks in your code while simultaneously downloading 17 npm packages just to center a div. The internet was built for greatness, and we use it to circulate the same content over and over. Meanwhile, somewhere a backend engineer is crying over server costs while this cat's face gets duplicated across a million devices. Peak digital efficiency!

Content AHOY Repeat after me S...Q. L.. Again? Seriously? Sequeal SOL Sequel Es QUe Eli