POV: You Just Graduated In CS

Content Me: declares variable but doesn't use it just vet Regular language: "Yeah fine, whatever" Go:

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Content Newbie: So which programming language should I learn first? Programmers:

Content Come on, little server, talk to me. I want to help... This server works perfectly if I tum off logging. is something wrong? ...but as soon as tum logs on, it crashes and restarts Ah OK. Weird, Have you looked at the lo...? See the problem? Commitstrip.com

Content 9:41 A I ON 3 92 38 last seen today at 9:19 am looked into React today to broaden my general design knowledge. Just wanted to get an idea of what I can ask of devs. First time I've done any coding for three years.. Jeez, even getting started was an assault course. OK, need a code editor - download Visual Studio Code. Advice is to then download multiple extensions to improve syntax. Next, apparently I need Yarn. But I first need Homebrew to install Yarn. Download and install homebrew. This takes a while. Install Yarn. Apple then tells me it needs to update xcode. I let it. OK, cool, we're cruising... So I want to view some components. Apparently now I need to install an NPM library, but first I need to download node. I continue typing things into terminal, the meaning of which, I know not. Nearly 45 minutes has passed by this point and I have no idea what I've just done. I'm at literally step one of a tutorial. I go for a run instead. 5:16 pm V haha! fee like a screenshot of that message would get a lot of upvotes on r programmerhumor 5:18 pm Type a message

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