POV: You Just Graduated In CS

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Behold, the Iron Throne for developers—forged from the fallen warriors of a thousand code battles. Each keyboard represents a different project where someone rage-quit after the 47th merge conflict, or that one time someone spilled coffee during a production hotfix. The senior dev who sits upon this throne has earned their stripes through countless Ctrl+Z's, survived the great Tab vs Spaces war, and probably still has PTSD from that legacy codebase written in PHP 4. Notice how they're all membrane keyboards too—the true mark of corporate suffering. Not a single mechanical keyboard in sight, which means this throne was built from the keyboards of developers who worked in open offices and weren't allowed to bring their clicky-clacky Cherry MX Blues from home. The armrests wrapped in keyboards are a nice touch though—maximum ergonomic dysfunction for that authentic developer posture.

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