POV: You Just Graduated In CS

The unspoken truth of software engineering: you can spend years mastering complex algorithms and distributed systems, but your family will only ever be impressed when you fix their printer. Nothing says "I have a computer science degree" like standing next to a Canon inkjet for 30 seconds, turning it off and on again, and being hailed as a technological messiah by your relatives. The formal attire and aristocratic frog just perfectly captures that misplaced sense of accomplishment we feel when solving the most trivial of technical problems for our non-technical family members.

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Someone finally said it. While everyone's out here calling themselves "coders" and doing "coding bootcamps," there's this one person who had to remind us that the proper term is "programming." Because apparently "coding" has become the TikTok-ified version of what we do—like calling yourself a "content creator" instead of "unemployed with a Ring light." The suggestions for "not-vibe-coding" are pure gold though. "Boomer coding" hits different when you realize half of us still write code like it's 1995. "Chewgy coding" for that millennial energy of over-engineering everything. "Trad coding" for when you refuse to use frameworks and insist on writing everything from scratch. And "Coding with capital C" is just chef's kiss—because if you're gonna gatekeep, might as well go full grammatical pedant. But the reply? *Chef's kiss intensifies.* Declaring "coding" an infantilizing word and anointing "programming" as the noble profession is the kind of pretentious energy that makes you simultaneously roll your eyes and nod in agreement. We're not just slapping semicolons together, we're *engineering solutions*. Or at least that's what we tell ourselves at 3 AM debugging a null pointer exception.

Content It is semicolon we will hardly use it. Computer Science Student :

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