POV: You Just Graduated In CS

Content BIG DATA BIG DATA is like TEENAGE SEX Everyone talks about it, Nobody really knows how to do it, Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, Sa everyone claims they are doing it. Dan Ariely ProgrammerHumor. 10 17 FGV

Content HIAS BEEN A QUIET WEEK, NO EMAILS GMAIL ANDROID NOTIFICATIONS ARE BROKEN AGAIN

Content SUPERCODER 2000 Ar cooled coding keyboard for professional use. Done

Content var x 0, z children. length -1; for (x; x z; x) var child children x; if (!updateAll) updateAll checkImportance (child); if (updateAll) if (isNotFalse(child) isActive(child)) updateppGR(child, true); Doesn't matter if I actually updated, I looked at it. So, set the touched flag. I now realize that this is inappropriate in this specific usage. I didn't think ahead. child.touched true;

BEHOLD! The modern Java developer's plight—desperately trying to build a Spring Boot app with the technological equivalent of a cardboard tube and duct tape! 😭 While the rest of the world moves on with shiny new frameworks, here's our hero, wearing headphones to drown out the screams of 10,000 XML configuration files and 47 dependency injections gone wrong. The blue cardboard tube represents hope... the last remaining shred of sanity before the inevitable heap space error crushes their soul. And yet, they persist! Because nothing says "enterprise-ready" like spending 6 hours configuring Tomcat while your Node.js friends built an entire startup in the meantime!

Content WHY DIDTHE PROGRAMMER QUIT HIS JOB BECAUSE HE DIDN'T GET ARRAYS.