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The Ultimate Guide To Self-Doxxing
Security Networking Programming
16 days ago 129.0K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Guide To Self-Doxxing
The irony of posting a "One-Factor Authentication" verification code publicly on social media is just *chef's kiss*. Nothing says "I understand security" like broadcasting your 6-digit secret to 32.4K people! And the best part? It's dated June 19, 2025 - apparently time travel is easier than basic security practices. Next up: posting your password as a LinkedIn article for better engagement metrics.

POV: You Just Graduated In CS
Programming AI Algorithms
4 months ago 173.0K views 0 shares
POV: You Just Graduated In CS
Ah, the classic LinkedIn resume time-travel paradox! This CS grad with a 4.3 GPA from Columbia somehow managed to intern at NASA, OpenAI, and Google before graduating, then immediately pivoted to their dream career... flipping burgers at McDonald's in May 2025 (which hasn't even happened yet). The chronological whiplash is giving me serious temporal complexity issues. It's like they implemented a reverse-sorted linked list of career achievements where Big O notation stands for "Order of fries, please." This resume perfectly captures that special moment when your algorithm for career progression throws an unexpected exception.

Time-Traveling AI Enthusiast
AI Windows Programming
6 months ago 200.1K views 0 shares
Time-Traveling AI Enthusiast
Claiming you've been using ChatGPT since 1996 is like saying you had WiFi in the Middle Ages. For the youngsters: that's Courage the Cowardly Dog typing on a chunky beige PC from when the internet made dial-up sounds that haunted your nightmares. Back then, "AI assistance" meant asking your roommate if they remembered the syntax for a for-loop while they were in the shower. The closest thing to ChatGPT was probably Clippy, and even he couldn't help you reverse a binary tree.