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What Games Can I Run With These Specs?

Hardware Gamedev

1 month ago 159.5K views 0 shares

What Games Can I Run With These Specs?

Intel Core i7 with McDonald's graphics. Congratulations, you can run all menu items at 60 FPS but your thermal paste is actually ketchup. Perfect for running Burger Clicker and French Fry Simulator, but Cyberpunk will just make your laptop smell like burnt nuggets. The real question is whether your warranty covers milkshake spills.

McJava: When Your Code Comes With Fries

Java Programming Backend

2 months ago 197.0K views 0 shares

McJava: When Your Code Comes With Fries

Oh. My. GOD! The absolute TRAGEDY of expecting Oracle's Java and getting McDonald's ice cream logo instead! It's like asking for a Ferrari and getting a tricycle with a flat tire! 😱 The Java logo looks like a cup of steaming hot coffee, but this abomination? A sad ice cream cone with the golden arches lurking in the corner like some kind of fast food phantom! This is the EPITOME of programming disappointment - when you think you're getting a powerful object-oriented language but end up with a McFlurry that's probably broken just like their ice cream machines! The horror! The betrayal! The calories!

POV: You Just Graduated In CS

Programming AI Algorithms

4 months ago 170.6K views 0 shares

POV: You Just Graduated In CS

Ah, the classic LinkedIn resume time-travel paradox! This CS grad with a 4.3 GPA from Columbia somehow managed to intern at NASA, OpenAI, and Google before graduating, then immediately pivoted to their dream career... flipping burgers at McDonald's in May 2025 (which hasn't even happened yet). The chronological whiplash is giving me serious temporal complexity issues. It's like they implemented a reverse-sorted linked list of career achievements where Big O notation stands for "Order of fries, please." This resume perfectly captures that special moment when your algorithm for career progression throws an unexpected exception.