People Are Unfamiliar With Memory Efficient Coding

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That DIABOLICAL feeling when your project manager finally catches up to your genius and asks you to implement something you secretly did MONTHS ago! 💅 You're not just ahead of the game—you're living in a completely different timeline, darling! Nothing beats the smug satisfaction of casually saying "Oh that? I pushed that to production last quarter while everyone was debating the font size on the login page." FOUR PARALLEL UNIVERSES of developer superiority! The villainous joy of watching them slowly realize you've been playing 5D chess while they've been playing tic-tac-toe is simply *chef's kiss*.

That murderous rage when HR hires someone who claims "5 years of experience" but can't figure out how to clone a Git repository. Senior devs transforming into anime villains as they watch the new hire struggle with basic terminal commands while earning nearly the same salary. The dark energy isn't just for show—it's the physical manifestation of having to explain what a constructor is for the fifth time this week.

Oh. My. God. This is the EPITOME of every code comment I've ever encountered! Just like this REVOLUTIONARY stop sign that helpfully points out "THIS IS A STOP SIGN" (in case you somehow missed the giant red octagon), developers everywhere are writing comments like: "// This is a variable" "// Loop starts here" "// Function to do the thing that the function name already clearly states" The sheer AUDACITY of stating the painfully obvious while completely ignoring the complex parts that actually need explanation! I'm having flashbacks to codebases where not a SINGLE comment explains WHY something was done, but there are 47 comments telling me that "i++" increments a counter. The TRAUMA is real!

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