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Content JUNIOR DEV You're able to do drugs during the day and still function, still do your job? SENIOR DEV How the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend JUNIOR DEV I've gotta say, I'm excited to be part of your firm. The product owners you have, they're absolutely SENIOR DEV Fuck the product owners

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Content You have a bad memory so you forgot how to solve the issue You find the exact issue on stackoverflow It was you who answered it a week ago DEVPUNS

Content Me yelling at my computer because my code isn't doing what I want it to My code doing exactly what it was programmed to do

Content Developers: HTML is not a programming language, never never. HTML: The web cannot survive without me, but you guys keep hating me. Thanks.

Content DONT SHOOT! I AM A PROGRAMMER PROVE IT! ARRAYS START AT 1 Let's pause for a moment of silence for our fellow lua programmers