The Evolution Of Conditional Statements

Programmers evolving their conditional statements like Pokémon. First there's the clunky uppercase Elsif that nobody likes. Then the more refined lowercase elif that Python devs smugly prefer. But the final form? The proper else if that makes you feel like an adult who pays taxes. And then there's the British chap at the bottom with his fancy otherwise statement, sipping tea while the rest of us peasants use our barbaric syntax. It's the programming equivalent of saying "indeed" instead of "yeah."